why must my toes be so gross?

I am so grossed out by my feet right now.  I blame this on the warm weather today -- GLOBAL WARMING IS GOING TO KILL US ALLLLLLLLLL -- because the weather prompted me to wear open-toed shoes.  The ones I chose pushed my toes together in such a way, that it created a situation where one of my toenails (lacquered and pretty though they are) managed to gouge a hole in the side of another toe.  GOUGE.  This meant that it bled out all over the sole of my shoe (a pretty yellow shoe), and made a mess.

What the hell does that say about me?

a) My toenails are wild, and they need taming. 

b) I need to reconsider my imprudent shoe choices.

c) I'm so used to bearing pain in the name of cute shoes that I can't even tell when there's a hole being bored out of the side of my toe.

The hell, ya'll?  Even when I lost sensation in my toes in the name of the Cole Haan pump, it wasn't this bad.

I need a drink.  Or cherry pie.  And I have cherry pie.  Because Baked and Wired loves me and knows when I need pie and has it available!  Or whatever.

What's going on, neighborhood?  I'm going to be lame and stay close to ground this weekend.  Anyone doing anything spectacular?