dirty hippies
omg, why don't the kids realize that dc is an effing dirty town? one does not walk barefoot down the street, with perfectly comfortable sandals in hand, like some effing dirty hippie. do they want to contract a disease? are they not content with the passing swine flu hysterics? do they want to be patient zero for another potential pandemic? sweet mercy. the kid must have been a college kid. to which i then add, fuck, man. your parents are either paying for you to go to georgetown or gee-dub, in which case, you have enough fucking money to wear shoes.
okay, okay, i know i am only a few years out from being said dirty hippie -- yeah, i've put in my time roaming barefoot around cities, but i was always wearing uncomfortable shoes. have i become too high maintenance? is it wrong to not want to have to dodge swinging sandals and flying ash? because of course he's a compulsive flicker smoker. doesn't he know it's rude to haphazardly flick as he walks?
the old lady is shutting up now.
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Hi-fucking-larious. Also, yes, I think we're getting old. because I used to be that compulsive flicker smoker with shoes in hand back in the day. And when I see people like that, I need to stop myself from hitting them upside the head with my fist.
HOW ARE YOU MO??? It has been forever and forever.
It has been a damn long time. I'm crawling back to the interweb...I'm fine. I only cried a little bit inside when the caps choked during the playoffs. I glare angrily at the signs for the democratic primaries because they look like they're about to fly off during the fucking crazy lightening storms. Dude -- I thought there was an earthquake this morning...stupid thunderclap. I'm resisting twitter. I'm resisting the vicodin in the cabinet and chewing on advil instead. Darn you dentist!!!!!!
What is you doing?